Jan. 2009: J’s friend.

“Two things. The first one being that there was this concrete tunnel that I used to sit in and the boys would come over and I’d”–pantomimes lifting skirt–”show them my, yeah..and it was like ‘Don’t do that again’. And the second thing. I was playing by myself on a playground and these popular girls run up to me and they’re like ‘Can you help us write some notes? For boys?’ and I was like ‘Friends!’ So they said things like ‘Brittany likes David’, ‘Brittany wants to marry David’–Brittany was one of the girls–and I wrote one saying ‘Brittany wants to have sex with David’. So then we stuff all these notes in part of the jungle gym and then some kid finds them later and goes running up to the teacher who reads them and says ‘Who wrote this?’. And my friend Brittany is like ‘Her!’. And the teacher was like, ‘Come with me’. I got in so much trouble. I had to talk to the principal and they called my mom, and when she picked me up from school she yelled at me and called me a slut and told me I’d never do anything with my life and that I was a total loser. Now whenever I bring it up she’s so guilty, she’s like ‘Oh my God, I’m so sorry I said those things’. And I never had any friends at that school again. It was a religious school and no one would be my friend because I had a potty mouth.”"Two things. The first one being that there was this concrete tunnel that I used to sit in and the boys would come over and I’d”–pantomimes lifting skirt–”show them my, yeah..and it was like ‘Don’t do that again’. And the second thing. I was playing by myself on a playground and these popular girls run up to me and they’re like ‘Can you help us write some notes? For boys?’ and I was like ‘Friends!’ So they said things like ‘Brittany likes David’, ‘Brittany wants to marry David’–Brittany was one of the girls–and I wrote one saying ‘Brittany wants to have sex with David’. So then we stuff all these notes in part of the jungle gym and then some kid finds them later and goes running up to the teacher who reads them and says ‘Who wrote this?’. And my friend Brittany is like ‘Her!’. And the teacher was like, ‘Come with me’. I got in so much trouble. I had to talk to the principal and they called my mom, and when she picked me up from school she yelled at me and called me a slut and told me I’d never do anything with my life and that I was a total loser. Now whenever I bring it up she’s so guilty, she’s like ‘Oh my God, I’m so sorry I said those things’. And I never had any friends at that school again. It was a religious school and no one would be my friend because I had a potty mouth.”

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